Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Top 8 Most Voracious Animals

Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sin, that make a common cause of obesity in human and animals. But some of this animal is actually NEEDS gluttony to survive for the animal's high metabolism or the gluttony's friend, the sloth, has taken over its hunting behavior and only chooses leftover food and carcasses to eat. Here's the Top 8 Most Voracious Animal. 

8. GOLDFISH


Goldfish is a fish that originating from the East Asian country of China and Japan, with the original color orange and a cold-loving fish that already been a popular pet for children and adults in America. Goldfishes are known as one of the most gluttonous fish species in the world. It even more voracious than the Tiger Shark. This fish is known to can be fed to almost anything including pellets, ants, and even, broccoli. If they didn't get fed in just a few minutes, they'll getting desperate then starts to eating their sh*ts! Just like dogs, goldfish LOVE their owner. If in feeding time the owner put his/her hand in the tank, in the later time, if the owner dip his/her finger in the goldfish tank with no food, the goldfish just come and nibble his/her finger wishing to get some pellets and worm. Goldfish is a one hungry little guy.

7. DOMESTIC PIG


Pig are disgusting animal, that often eat somebody else's sh*t. Even people DO knows pigs are disgusting, but they keep eating them. Why the f*ck people eating pigs! (Except for doctors, vegetarian, Muslims, and Vegetarian Muslim Doctors. They're know what's best for them). The idiom "Eat like pig" that given to glutton people is a hundred percent true. Pigs are seriously voracious, and will do anything to satisfy their stomach which could lead to infections or worse, Pig Fat Disease (Get real author. There no such thing as Pig Fat Disease. It's called an animal obesity you idiot). The Pig Fat Disease makes pig stomach increasingly swells until the same size as a truck wheel. One time, a pair of pig that got obesity (finally you call it an obesity), cannot come out from their cage because they're to fat from eating garbage and sh*ts, so they have to come out in a form of pieces (see, don't eat to much or you ended up coming out from your bedroom in pieces). Man, this guy is a real garbage vampire.

6. TASMANIAN DEVIL


Tasmanian Devil is the largest carnivore marsupial that got stinky mouth as well as stinky buttocks. The Tasmanian Devil, just like its name, are only wildly found in the forests of Tasmania, and this guy mostly eat carcasses but very rarely hunt (such lazybones). If a Tasmanian Devil eat, they will left nothing but bones (they even suck the smell). Because they are so lazy to hunt, sometimes a group of Tasmanian Devil fight for Wallaby Carcass, even if there is hundred rats around them. The population of Tasmanian Devil are decreased, due to a disease called Tasmanian Devil facial tumor, that makes a tumor grows on the Tasmanian Devil's jaw which make them can't eat because their teeth are "drowning" to the tumor. But the tumor isn't affect the Tasmanian Devil desire to eat.

5. BLUE WHALE


Blue Whale is the largest animal on Earth. Despite its hyper size, Blue Whales eat small food, that needs millions of them to satisfy its stomach, and the small food is called Krill. A whale can eat half a million of calories per days! That's just like an average adult man that consume in 250 days. But blue whales eat what average adult eat in 250 days in one days, from krills. Isn't that stupid. Well, it is. In the whale world, 1000 krills = 1 potato chip. If a human eat 1 potato chip, is he satisfied his stomach yet? Well, he isn't. A human needs around 100 potato chips to satisfied his stomach, but because blue whales are glutton animals, so instead of eating 100.000 krills, they eat 1.000.000 krills! That's like a person ate 1000 potato chips a day! Whale are voracious.

4. RUBY-THROATED HUMMINGBIRD


The Ruby-throated Hummingbird, is a species of hummingbird which hold the record of the fastest wing beat, and possibly, the most gluttonous bird in the world. The Ruby-throated Hummingbird can flap their wings up to 200 times per second, and they're need a lot of power to reach the hyperflap. The power of the hummingbird comes from consuming nectars until 2 times of their body weight. Some hummingbirds that flies slowly and near the grown are fat! But in the hummingbird's world, gluttony is key of survival, because no matter the amount of nectars they eat, they need large amount of nectars to flap their wings as fast as bees.

3. EURASIAN WOLVERINE


The Eurasian Wolverine is a maniac killer. As the largest of the four wolverine subspecies (the North American Wolverine, the Kenai Peninsula Wolverine, the Vancouver Island Wolverine, and the Eurasian Wolverine), they need large amount of food, and they're known to be SERIOUSLY glutton. They also got their Latin name "Gulo Gulo Gulo" which means in English is "Glutton Glutton Glutton". Just like the Tasmanian Devil, when the Eurasian Wolverine eat, they will not stop until the bones. Also just like Tasmanian Devils, the Eurasian Wolverine got stinky buttocks, and it's even stinker than the skunk's butt. Eurasian Wolverines are known to be ferocious, and fears nothing, even to Honey Badgers. Eurasian Wolverine's food are meats, starting from mice to caribous. If they already eat, they'll be the king in the table. They will eat large amounts of food everyday, and if they being bothered when eating, the animal that bother them will be their next meal. Even Dobermans afraid to Eurasian Wolverines. They're the true Honey Badgers of the North.

2. GRIZZLED SKIPPER


Grizzled Skippers are fast butterflies that in fact, the fastest butterfly in the world. But the most gluttonous grizzled skipper is not in the adult form, but in the disgusting caterpillar form (it's so disgusting, I don't even put the photo here). Grizzled Skipper's caterpillar needs a lot of leafs to eat, around 200 times of its body weight. Its same as a human baby eat a Cape Buffalo in a week! After eat those much of food the Grizzled Skipper caterpillar began to form a cocoon, for its metamorphosis. Well, is that's the last of the eating adventure of the Grizzled Skipper? Not yet! When they metamorphosed to a fully grown skipper, as a fast butterfly, adult grizzled skippers also need a lot of food for their power, which is the nectar. That's why the grizzled skipper is the most gluttonous butterfly of all, because both larva and adult phase of the skipper's metamorphosis, are highly voracious.

1. EURASIAN LEAST SHREW


Eurasian Least Shrew is the second-smallest mammal on Earth, which a cold-loving shrew, that invades Eurasia, which includes The Chinese Autonomous Region of Inner Mongolia, Russian Siberian Range, The Hokkaido Island of Japan, and even, The Santa Claus Country of Finland. As a small shrew, they need to eat every 12 minute with the food as same size as their weight, or dead. It means, they eat 4 (their weight is 4 grams) times their weight in a day. You think the skipper caterpillar can beat this shrew huh? Although the skipper caterpillar eat 200 times its body weight a day, but life as a caterpillar only happens a week. The Eurasian least shrew's lifespan is 2.5 year, and small shrews eat 4 times their body weight everyday, which means they eat 3650 times their weight (142 kg) in their life. Because of its hyperextreme metabolic rate, this guy only sleep around 10 to 50 minutes.

Saturday, May 6, 2017

Top 8 Most Fearless Animals

Fear are emotions that caused by believing if something or someone is dangerous, and we're all know that we have one. But these animals don't! They fear nothing and will face anything that they considered threatening without noticing how dangerous and life threatening it is. So, Enjoy (#HONEYBADGERDONTCARE).

8. DOMESTICATED TURKEY


The Turkey, sometimes called the domesticated turkey or the wild turkey, are animals (and a country) that kicks anything near them that's not it's mate. It's wattle look like the wattle of the well known kicking birds, cassowaries, and the turkey is probably one of the descendant of the most well known kicking dinosaur, the Citipati. The turkey's cousin, capercaillie, also do the same crazy thing, but only in mating season. The turkey's favorite stuff to do is mate, fight, kick, eat, fight, and gobbles. And even if you put a turkey in the same room with 3 game fowls, the game fowls will die. That's why you NEVER put an uncaged turkey in the same room with you. If your main enemy is your rival or burglars, but the Turkey's main enemy, is almost EVERYTHING. Some of the turkey's enemy are other turkeys, decoy turkeys, capercaillies, humans, ancient humans, fruit, plants, hairs, hairballs, cats, statues, pooped statues, You, dinosaurs, tyrannosauruses, remote controls, water bottles, socialist, republican, politican, presidents, Osama, tapirs, trash cans, mirrors, their reflection on the mirror, non-predatory animal, hospitals, hospital foods, plastic bags, hair sprays, American, Asian, Russian, Moroccan, British, Afghans, Talibans, ISIS, Al-Qaedas, and trillions of other things that commonly normal to us. Turkeys sure is dumb, and fearless. Turkeys are also the dumbest animal in the world.

7. PANTANAL JAGUAR


Not like the lion that fears the crocs, jaguars like the crocs, not as friend, but as food. In the Amazons, the largest jaguar subspecies, the Pantanal Jaguar, feed on caymans and kill it not by wrestle, but by stalking from their back and bite the skull of the cayman. Pantanal Jaguar has large long fangs that can stab into turtle shells, cayman skulls, and even, anaconda skulls. Not like other big cats, the Pantanal Jaguar didn't kill their prey by choking them, but they kill their prey by stabbing the prey's skull with it's teeth and fangs. If the Pantanal Jaguar got to face to face with the anaconda, the jaguar will surely and definitely wins. One time, an anaconda tightly coil a Pantanal Jaguar, but the Pantanal Jaguar manage to break free from the coil but instead of runaway, the jaguar kills and eat the giant anaconda! Fearless, is already be a key of survival in the Amazon, because if you fear just one single thing, then you will never come out alive.

6. CHRISTMAS ISLAND RED CRAB


The Christmas Island Red Crabs are seriously powerless and weak, plus the populations are easily decreased by invasive species. The reason I put these guys on the list, it's because of the Annual Christmas Island Red Crabs Migration. In the migration, all of the CIR Crabs (I call them CIR crab for short) from the forests, lakes, mountains, and under buildings will march all together to the Indian Ocean. In the process, there are lots of, lots of, lots of challenge, from the risk of being eaten by seabirds to being ran over by a car. Other than that, when they all meet the ocean, there are much more challenge to being eaten by predators like Rays, Sharks, Octopus, and even Cuttlefishes can enjoy the meal. Every year, they not even fear the challenges from the past migration of their kind that face the death for love. Just for love, they have to risk their life and need fearless acts for just making love.

5. CAPE BUFFALO


Cape Buffalo, sometimes called southern savanna buffalo, are peaceful animals that live in herds. This guy knows no fear, and if it gets mad, it will kill anything in it's way which include cheetahs, lions, and crocs. If a calf separated from the herd, the heard will immediately comes back and take the calf. If a lion manage to caught one of the calf, the mother of the calf has become the badass nightmare of the lion and will do anything to protect it's child and can bravely fight and kill the lion. The bravery isn't stop there. The herd can being eaten by crocs when crossing the river, but if a buffalo being bitten by a croc, they will struggle to live and will kill the croc if it's a must. All in all, this animal fears no lions and no crocs.

4. BARNACLE GOOSE


Barnacle Goose are geese that love cold temperatures and snowmans. The adult geese is not the real fearless daredevils, but the little chicks are the true daredevils. As a prey animal, the barnacle goose's chick is a vulnerable food for arctic fox and polar bears, but luckily, their mother lay eggs in high cliffs so they (in the form of egg) are safe from predatory animal. But when their eggs hatched in the cliff, just like other mother goose, the barnacle mother goose doesn't feed their chicks, even when they placed in a high cliff. They have to find food by themselves and that means jumping from the high dangerous cliff. Luckily, as a little chick, they are as light as a feather and also fall like a feather. But the challenge isn't stop yet. The flightless chicks have to face the fear of large predatory animal, that can easily catch and eat them and as a flightless chick, they moving slow. Only 1 or half of the chicks that can make it to their mother and raised until adult. That is a one tough baby.

3. BROWN RAT


As the most common rat, the Brown Rat has already invade houses in all around the world, except every parts in the Arctic Circle, the Antarctic Circle, and Alberta. Although people in all over the world busting the brown rat and considered them as pest, but the brown rats keeps coming back, and increase it's population. They're one of the number one vegetable and fruit pest in the world and people has tried everything to bust them from putting rat traps to hiring a pestbuster but they keep coming back. Although brown rats only can live at an average one year and they got fast metabolism, but due to the abundant of plantation and organic waste all over the world which drags insects and small mammals, the brown rat got both flesh, fruit, and veggies in their mouth and sometimes they face their fear of coming into people's houses and eat what they find and mate with any female rats, so killing any rats you see in your house is not effective anymore because if you kill one rat, trillions more has born, and ready to invade.

2. WOLVERINE


Wolverine is a long-clawed badass, that known as a major threat to Siberians, Polar Bears, and Donald Pierce. The most fearless wolverine of all, is the North American Wolverine. They known to kill grizzly bears, black bears, and polar bears just because they block the Wolverine's way when the wolverine want hunt or mate. Wolverines fears nothing and will often attack human that blocking their way, or get too close to them. Although the Eurasian Wolverine is the biggest of all wolverines, but the North American wolverine is the most badass of all. Wolverines are the biggest species weasel family (mustelidae). The Least Weasel known as the smallest weasel of all, but they hunt rabbits which grows two time their size, so as the biggest weasel, Wolverines ALSO take down larger preys. They will take down Moose, Caribou, and even, Polar Bear. When they already kill their prey, they will eat it voraciously, until there is nothing but bones, and any animals that bother them when they eat, will be their next meal. That's why they're also one of the most voracious animal in the planet, and also why they got the Latin name "Gulo" which means glutton in Latin Language. They're the true Honey Badgers of the North.

1. HONEY BADGER


Honey Badger Don't Care, Honey Badger Takes What It Wants, and Honey Badger Doesn't Give A Shit are true impressions of the Honey Badger. They are truly badass! In fact, the honey badger receive the record fpr The Most Fearless Animal In The World by Guinness Book of World Records. They fight lions and eat cobra everyday, without getting the fear of lose. Although wolverines ever kill a polar bear and honey badger not realy ever kill a lion, or even a single leopard, but polar bears are endangered animals, and it's pretty hard to spot the bear in the wild, but honey badgers live in one protected national park with lions and leopards, and have to fight the lions everyday to survive! A lion that approach a honey badger will repeatedly bitten by the honey badger, and even when the lion brings back up or deliberately backing up, they will still being attacked by the honey badger. The honey badger knows they will die if they keep fighting lions, but just like everybody said, honey badgers don't care. They will fight to their death, and if they do win, they will keep bullying the lion until they're scared and runaway. They even risk their live when breaking beehives just to get to taste a drop of honey, and one little larva (Ew! This guy eats larvae!?!!). Rumor said, that Honeyguide Birds guide the honey badger to a beehive but there still no evidence (hey honey badgers, we know how you easily found honey now, so don't hide it anymore). Honey Badgers are resistant to any threat, including lion fangs, bee stings, and porcupine quills. Honey Badgers live in a burrow that (I) called a Ratelhole. If an animal like a lion, an African elephant, or a cape buffalo get to close to a ratelhole, the honey badger quickly becomes mad and attack anything that guilty and innocent near the ratelhole. Honey Badgers are also known as the "Houdini of the Animal Kingdom", that all of the zoo in the world except Bloemfontein Zoo and Johannesburg Zoo in South Africa, Howletts Wild Animal Park in the UK, Sharjah Breeding Center of Endangered Arabian Wildlife in UAE, Ramat Gan Safari and Zoological Gardens of Tel Aviv University in Israel, Nehru Zoological Garden in India, Riyadh Zoo in Saudi Arabia, and San Diego Zoo in the US, doesn't allow to keep honey badgers in captivity. Every captivity with a honey badger in it give the cage a full 24 hours protection, because if it's not protected, as a Houdini, they will escape and attack anything they see and surplus kill small mammals like cats and chickens. They're truly badass, because no matter what challenges they meet, Honey Badger Don't Care.

Friday, May 5, 2017

Top 8 Most Venomous Mammal

Venom is a dangerous killer liquid that most amphibians, reptiles, and mollusks has it. But if you think mammals don't produce one, then you're wrong. Few mammals do produce venom both for hunting and defense, and we're listing the one that has the most powerful venom of all mammals so enjoy and watch out for venoms. They kill.

8. SUNDA SLOW LORIS


Sunda Slow Loris is a slow moving, endangered animal that It's so slow, some people says that they are a mix of a primate and a slug. In Malaysia, this Loris called Kera Duku, because the name it's given to it's love of Langsats and Dukus, and in Indonesia, it's called the Kukang, which in the country, it's often confused by either lorises and sloths because in Indonesia, both of them are called Kukang. Not like most lorises, this loris stay in the tree for almost the rest of it's lives. This loris, along with the Pygmy Slow Loris, Javan Slow Loris, Bornean Slow Loris, and the Bengal Slow Loris are one of the few venomous mammals, but for me, the Sunda Slow Loris got the strongest venom of all. When it's threatened by a predator, they will bite and releases it's venomous gland in it's elbow, licking it, then lick its teeth, bite the predator, and roll into a ball (just like armadillos and pangolins) and covering all of it's body with it's venomous gland to prevent more attacks from the predator. Not like the other venomous mammal that you about to see, the Sunda Slow Loris, just like it's name, got the slowest metabolism of all (but maybe the most slothful of all).

7. HISPANIOLAN SOLENODON


The Hispaniolan Solenodon, or Agouta for short, has been live with us when we're still Neanderthals and Cavemens. This Dominic-Haitian endemic animals are extremely endangered, and protected in the northern and southern part of Hispaniola Island, but some stupid Mongooses bring by stupid ships to Hispaniola Island has stupidly eaten most of the population. Cursed you Mongooses! Especially the one that almost attack me in my balcony at that night. Just like other Solenodons, the Hispaniolan Solenodon has a venom-filled saliva that will make a serious pain in the bitten spot. Although it is abundant around thousands years ago in the whole North America, even in the today's range of this animal, they're still really hard to find, and if you easily find this animal in the Northern or Southern Hispaniola range, you are 1 of the whole population of India and China combined that can easily found this animal in the wild, and why am I talking about the population but NOT THE VENOM!!!

6. COMMON VAMPIRE BAT


Common Vampire Bat, sometimes known as the Bloodsucking Son of a B*tch, is a species of a Latin American bat that sucks blood to animals and human, just to fill it's weird blood-digesting stomach. And just when you think this bat produce real venom, the common vampire bat actually produce DRUGS not VENOM. People said they're venomous because when they sucks blood, they release it's saliva that full of anticoagulants and rabies. Although it not actually produce venom, we put this bat on the list, because peoples define it's produce venom, and also, it's more dangerous than the other ones because they spread a lot of rabies. Well that's a waste of time.

5. EUROPEAN MOLE


European Mole is the one of the few known mole that produce venom in it's saliva to kill preys. The mole only uses it's venom in a small portion to kill earthworms, and other food-considered bugs and mammals. This animal it's almost blind, so they will eat anything that fit in it's mouth, starting from earthworms, roots, millipedes, centipedes, spiders, and even, small mice and shrews. In the European Mole's paw, there is a wristbone that called the "extra thumb" to help digging moles, like the European Mole, digs better. If this mole go to the surface of the Earth for maybe take a breath, they will make somekind of a bumpy, pimple-like little mole-made mountains, called the Molehill. If you living in Europe see some of your plants in your backyard garden just disappear, it must be fell to the mole's tunnels, or the mole just deliberately pull it down to eat it, but if you see a half eaten vegetable in your garden, don't eat it, it may be bitten by the mole and contaminated by the venom (who even wanna eat a half-eaten vegetable?).

4. NORTHERN SHORT-TAILED SHREW


Northern Short-tailed Shrew, or NST Shrew for short, are large shrew, that have an amazingly high metabolism. Just like bats, the NST uses the echolocation to find prey. Due to the high metabolism, the NST have to eat every three hours. If it's not eat every three hours, they will losing power, faith, then die. In the NST's menu, are earthworms, frogs, toads, centipedes, millipedes, snails, salamanders, mice, voles, and pygmy shrews. For such a big and active prey, there is nothing faster to kill them but venom, and NST shrews have a venomous saliva. If the NST founds prey, they will voraciously devour it, leaving nothing but bones. It's venom is lethal to an animal two time it's size, and can make a bitten spot on human to swell. The NST toxin's structure are very similar to the Mexican Beaded Lizard's toxin structure for some reason. The NST is the most common shrew in the Great Lakes area, it could range around 12 shrews per acre, but in rare occasions, it could range into 80 shrews per acre.

3. EURASIAN WATER SHREW


Eurasian Water Shrew is a duck-footed shrew, that like to swim and hunt fish. Although the shrew's fangs can't easily puncture the skin of large mammals like cats and humans, but the poison of it's saliva it's deadly enough to kill many fish. The shrew's metabolism it's high, so it have to kill and eat 8 guppy-size fish a day and that's will need a lot of venom to use. We put the Eurasian Water Shrew in the higher spot than the Northern Short-tailed Shrew, because the NST shrew's fang is so big, it didn't need a lot of venom to kill it's prey, but the Eurasian Water Shrew's fang it's small, so it needs a relatively large portion of venom to release after it punctures a little bit of it's prey body. Because that the Eurasian Water Shrew is more dangerous than the NST shrew, it "spit" more poisons.

2. CUBAN SOLENODON


The Cuban Solenodon, also called the Almiqui, is an animal that's also already live when we are still Neanderthals. Although the Hispaniolan Solenodon is larger than the Cuban Solenodon, but just like the shrew, the smaller the animal the more the venom, and because of it smaller size than the Hispaniolan, the Cuban spit larger portion of venom to kill it's prey. The Cuban Solenodon it's also considered as the rarest solenodon of all, and listed as endangered by IUCN. Cuban Solenodon also harder to find than the Hispaniolan Solenodon, that in the range of Eastern Cuba, It's seriously hard to find. Since 142 years finding this solenodon, only 37 that's ever caught, and most recently caught in the 2003. The Cuban Solenodon is look like an oversize shrew (ranges from 41 cm to 56 cm) but ate much larger prey than the shrew. It even can eat the shrew itself! But still, it's threatened by Mongooses that brought to Cuba by ship.

1. DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUS


The Duck-billed Platypus, commonly called Platypus, is a (probably) hybrid animal, containing the duck, the otter, and the beaver. Both of the male and female Platypus are special because the female is a monotreme (egg-laying mammal) while the male has a couple of ankle spur that spits venom (the female also has a couple of ankle spur, but it's unvenomous). The male uses it's venomous ankle spurs to fight and dominance in the mating season as well as protecting themselves from large predatory animals. Platypus's venom is powerful enough to paralyze it's predator and to humans, it makes a painful wound in the stabbed spot and the pain won't leave until more than a month. Platypus is the animal that perfectly built to live in rivers, because they got webbed feet to swim agile, a duck-like beak to search prey under muds, a broad tail to increase it's swim speed, and a electrolocation power to find food in the murky water by catching low-voltage-electricity-producing fish by catching the low-voltage electricity the fish produced using it's electroreceptors, just like the Hammerhead.

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Top 8 Most Aggressive Animals

We will give you the most aggressive animals in the world, ranked by the tempers. Although you may think Grizzlies, Great Whites, and Lions are in the list, but the list put some animals that can fight, or even kill them. No matter the size, we just listing the temper. Enjoy! (#HONEYBADGERDONTCARE)

8. COMMON SHREW


The shrews, are always be a major problem in my house. Although in the US, mouse are the most house pest animal, in my home in Indonesia, the shrew is causing more problems than the mouse. Not only that, shrews, especially the Common Shrew, are high tempered animal that will bite anything that in it's way, not to mention some of them are venomous, also if they're the non-venomous ones, a bite from them can make the bitten spot swelling. Common Shrew are one of the seriously aggressive shrew, because they only can live about 3 hours without food, and have to kill anything that they considered food and eat it no matter the size or how bad it taste. Common Shrew's biggest enemy are humans, that makes their population decreasing, and hire cats to kill pest, and that's why if you just touch a little bit of it face, you're finger going to get bitten, or eaten if you touches a larger shrew like the Northern Short-tailed Shrew and the Common Shrew. You might be wondering "why does shrew can't live for just 3 hours without food?" aren't you? Well, it's because they have seriously insane, surprisingly, weirdly, and amazingly, hyperhigh metabolism, making their heart beats fastly, around 3 times per second and that is also what makes the Common Shrew hyperactive. If a human acts like the Common Shrew, it can move 3 time faster, can live only for 3 years, can eat food the same weigh as the American Bison a day, and of course, 5 times more aggressive. In the shrew world, aggressiveness is the key of surviving, because no matter the size is their prey, they have to eat every 3 hours.

7. STOAT


Stoats, also called Ermines, are cute animals that produced by breeding a cat, a thief, a bellydancer, and of course, a rabies animal. Although it's been domesticated since 2500 years ago, stoats are still known to be ferocious and voracious if you care it the wrong way. Stoats are highly hyperactive animal, that domesticated to hunt rabbits and stuff but somehow, people increasingly buy stoats as only pets and not a hunter. Stoats are a maniac killer, that in the wild, if a stoat kills a rabbit, they can stop killing it. They just attack rabbits to eat the brain then put the rabbit's dead body to it's den (a hole in a tree) and hunt for more rabbits (man, these guys are zombies, but faster). One time, a person found a stoat den filled with more than 50 rabbit dead bodies! And that's make them smellier than the skunk. They just wasting their ferociousness for their desire to kill.

6. BULL SHARK


The bull shark is a shark (or possibly a merbull) that is highly ferocious and will eat anything. In the bull shark's menu are fish, fingers, fishing boat, foundations, ferrets, fossils, famous persons, flightless animal, flying animal, f*ck, f*ck finger, f*cking stuff and everything that's start with letter F.
Well, the first thing that came in your mind when you heard "the most dangerous shark in the world" is great white shark, but for me and fishermans that experienced for catching sharks and once ever being attacked by a shark in a freshwater body of water, is bull sharks. The bull shark are more aggressive than the great white because they are the most shark encountered by human in the saltwater, and the fresh. Bull sharks also invade aquariums, golf man-made lakes, and sewers for some crazy reason. Oh yeah, bull sharks holds the strongest bite of any sharks at 6000 newton.

5. SUN BEAR


Aw... That so cute. Yes, sun bear is the cutest bear of all, because it's size is hugable and they eat the sweet honey. To make it cuter, these guys also called the Honey Bear for some reasons. You really think that's cute huh? Well you have to think twice, because behind the cuteness, lies it's ferociousness, gluttony, and high aggression. This bear even more aggressive than a Grizzly Bear! Although it's small, due to the evolution of the extinct great bear which make the today's bear smaller, but the ancestor's teeth, claws, and aggression, doesn't change a thing in the sun bear. That's what make the sun bear have the largest claws, largest teeth, and highest aggression among all bears (proportion to body size). If this bear found a beehive, they will eat everything in it which includes the honey, the honeycombs, the eggs, the larvae, the bees, and the queen bee. Although it's seriously dangerous, this animal has classified near-extinction by IUCN. Thank goodness.

4. WILD BOAR


The today's domesticated pig, are descendants of the wild boar, that used as prey for lions, leopards, native peoples of Africa and Asia. As a prey, the wild boar have to be seriously aggressive to fight their hunter. There are so many reports that people had killed in the forest by jaguars, tigers, and crocodiles, but somehow, they mostly killed by wild boars! Yes! This ugly fat pig has killed more peoples than those animals combined! And it's called the "Revenge of the Prey". Just like the pig, these animals are notoriously disgusting. Also, eating worms and poops are considered normal in the wild boar world. Their main weapon for killing humans are their spear-like teeth that used to crunch some parts of human's body and also used to bulldoze the man until it's fall down then bites it.

3. HONEY BADGER


Honey Badgers, also known as the Little Terror, the Lionfighter and the African Badass, are highly tempered animals that commonly fight lions for protecting their young, or sometimes, just for the fun of it. Even because of it aggressiveness, only few countries have the honey badger in captivity! Most country don't let the honey badger live in captivity, because they are too aggressive and can easily break out from it's captivity and terrorizing the zoo. Even some of the few countries that owns the honey badger put ponds in their captivity, because the zookeepers fears the aggressiveness of the honey badger and don't want to wash it manually! In the wild, generally, honey badgers will eat anything. The most common food they eat in the wild, are Mongooses, Spectacled Cobras, Black Mambas, and of course, honey. But weirdly, sometimes their main enemy, its the honey itself! Honey Badgers loves honey, and will do anything just to get a drop of it. Although honey badgers aren't afraid of anything, they do afraid a swarm of bees stinging them back to back. Sometimes the sting are too hard on the honey badger, once a honey badger ever found dead near a beehive. Badass? More like Cryass! It's appearance mimics a skunk or a zorilla but with shorter tail, but they tend to raise up their tail when they're mad and it's quite resembles a zorilla so if you visit Africa and you think you saw a zorilla, look twice before you approach this animal, it could be really aggressive, and before you can say "Hey, that's not a zorilla, it's the Badass!", you just too late, and ended up ripped by the African Badass.

2. WOLVERINE


It's been a long time they debated the most aggressive animal on Honey Badger and Wolverine, but since honey badger never kill a lion, so it's already a must to put wolverine in the higher spot than the honey badger. You may think they beat the honey badger because they ever kill a lion, but they never kill lions. They challenging the much larger predator animal that even the lion got no chance to defeat this animal in the duel, the Polar Bear. Yes, they ever kill a polar bear! Well, you may think how this pretty small animal defeat such a large beast, ey? Well the answer relies on it's sharp teeth and it's easy-loosing temper. If this animal want to kill a polar bear it will loose it's temper, and in that time, the only think in it's mind is "kill, kill, kill all kinds of stuff", as it crazily climbs the polar bear then bites and holds the bite in the polar bear's throat and choke the polar bear to death. Not only famous of it aggressiveness and the easy-loosing temper, this animal also famous of it really stinky fart, that 10 times stinker than the skunk and also, IUCN red list don't put them on their list for some reasons. If they encounter a human, they will quickly attack it for no reason and kill it for fun.

1. COMMON CHIMPANZEE


Now presenting the most aggressive animal in the world, which is also the most territorial animal in the world, and the animal that shares it's 99.7% DNA with us, the common chimp. The chimp may look not innocent for any kill in the forest, but this animal are omnivores. They had a taste of the flesh of monkeys, leopards, and even, other chimps. One chimp is already powerful and aggressive enough to kill 3 men, but chimp attacks in troops! It's even more dangerous than a swarm of bees, and honey badgers combined! So, a chimp can beat 3 humans, so a troop of chimp can possibly kill hundreds of humans and probably ten Honey Badgers. I don't know why chimps are highly aggressive, (Not like the other four great apes that mostly not aggressive) maybe it's because they're omnivores, so they need aggressiveness to hunt and kill prey in troop. Chimpanzees are also known as cannibal animals that will EAT a troop of chimp if that troop looses a fight. Although they're highly aggressive, they're endangered because some chimps are made as a tourist attraction or even as a pet! And that's make the most chimp victims are actually humans. Even a stressed chimp can actually attack moving cars by breaking the glass and kill it's victim. Also, chimps releases it's aggression when protecting their territory of foreigners like leopards, humans, and other chimps and they will immediately take down the foreign animal by killing it, and quite possibly, eat it. Brutal.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Top 8 Smelliest Animals

Ew! Who farted!?!! Well, it could be these animals on act. You live one room with one of these animals, then you will probably die. All of these animals spit odor and from the little vinegaroon to the big tamandua, will make you stink to faint. Today, I give you Top 8 Smelliest Animals so read it, but don't smell it.

8. VINEGAROON


Vinegaroons, also known as Whip-tailed Scorpion, Spraying Scorpion, and Vinegar Harpoon Bug are small scorpion mixed with spider-like creatures that dwells under plant pots, eating worms and millipedes. Just like it's name, Vinegaroons spray vinegar from it's tail. Although the liquid isn't poisonous, but the smell like the smelliest thing in the kitchen, yes, the vinegar! Every pots in the world got a vinegaroon under it (including the stocked one) and to get rid of this stinky animal, you need the only stuff that can beat vinegar, the baking soda. People say if you spread baking soda to it's tail, it will blows up like a shaked soda and make the vinegaroon clean! (Also died). Although vinegaroons are stink like the smelly vinegar, it is also a little helpful, some people says that they can be the alternative of vinegar and uses it to cook stuff if they run out of vinegars. Oh yeah, vinegaroons can also be the alternative of crickets for feeding arowanas, snakes, and native peoples.

7. KING RATSNAKE


King Ratsnakes are the stinkiest reptile on Earth, beating the Stinkpot Turtle and the Bearded Dragon. King Ratsnake help farmers controlling ricefield rats population. Although farmer respect them, they does not like farmers, especially for them who hire an owl to control rat pest. When farmers wanted to grab them, they will spray stink liquids in order to make the farmer let it go. If a farmer being sprayed at the body they will say "Dammit! I just take a bath you stupid snake!" but if it sprayed by the eye, they definitely say "Ow Sh*t! Shut your f*cking anus up!
You just f*ck me in the eye! You slithering b*tch!". And that's why people call them the "Stinking Goddess".

6. STRIPED SKUNK


Now, the most farted animal in the world, is the skunk. Skunk farts are known as The Mother of all Farts because peoples say that the liquid fart of a skunk are incredibly stinks that can even make a person faint and blind, and not just that, they spray the liquid in large portion! When the skunk about to fart the stinky liquid, it do a handstand and touches it's neck with the tip of it's tail, and I suggest you should to runaway as fast as you can because skunks can spray the stink liquid up to 3 meters, also if you see it's anus, you can be blind! (Not because they got powers like Medusa, but because it can fart the liquid directly to your eyes and your eyes will definitely feels burning). If you leave the skunk alone, it will leave you alone, but if you left them alone but it's attacking you, quickly take a band-aid (used band-aid also fine) and stick it or plug it to it's anus, then run before the skunk uses it's claws and teeth to attack you and spread the rabies!

5. SOUTHERN TAMANDUA


Also known as the Lesser Anteater, the Southern Tamandua that live in the Amazons are one of the sub-species of the anteater but.... Not like the other anteaters, this one climbs tree! And shots strong odors too, of course! You may can use the band-aid to stick to the anus of the anteater, but just like I said, this one climbs tree, so it is harder to stick or plug the band-aid to the anus, so the best way to avoid being farted by this anteater, is to use umbrellas in the Amazon which can be seriously HARD! (The umbrella possibly can stuck to the vines or branches and making you vulnerable to the odor again). Just like average anteaters, this guy chews with it's stomach and only can open it's mouth as big as a pencil eraser.

4. STINK BADGER


Well, let me tell you, scientifically, stink badgers aren't badgers at all, but a skunk. These guys called badger because it look like a badger also because it's bigger than an average striped skunk, and these guys is actually 8 times smellier than the striped skunk! (the bigger the skunk, the stinker the smell). There is no animals that can survive near this Skunk of Death, except for flies, mate, and possibly, a radioactive person that survived the Chernobyl disaster (even plants died if this skunk got to close to them). To tell the differences between the skunk and the badger, you have to use your nose. If you smell the creature and it's a little bit stinky, it is a badger, but if you smell the creature then you faint, it is definitely a skunk. And just like the skunk, it's aggressive, spread rabies, and also known to fart notorious smelly liquids, so if you visiting Palawan Island, Borneo Island, and the Island of Sumatra and Java, remember to bring the  band-aid if you going to the woods, also remember, runaway as fast as you can, right after you plug the band-aid or ended up breaking your live savings to buy a high quality tomato juice.

3. TASMANIAN DEVIL


Now let's travel to Australia and discover the Tasmanian forest. You may not find this devil, but if you do, you're a lucky person. Scientist struggling in the forest to find the devil, but if you found it first than the scientists, you may found them because of their smell (also because the loud, screeching sound that can tear apart your ear drums). Just like the skunk, devils shot a superstinky liquid, and not only that what makes them stinks, they eat rotten carcasses and mostly breathe through it's mouth! This devil stinky smell is really bad, that an average skunk couldn't even handle the smell of the fart plus the stinky breathe. So, if you went to the forest of Tasmania, do not sleep, because the Tasmanian Devil's eye are so small, they can be easily mistaken of a rotten carcass and a sleeping person, just by looking at it, and if you thinking "Hey, they have strong smelling powers like dogs too, right?", well because they're stink, they can't tell the differences between sleeping person and human carcass because they only can smell their own stinky smell, so if they see any creature that not moving at all, they just eat it right away.

2. STRIPED POLECAT (ZORILLA)


Well, the first stuff that popped to your mind when you see the photo above are SKUNKS!  SKUNKS! SKUNKS! And you really think is a skunk or in the skunk family, but it isn't a skunk. What supposed to hit your head are WEASELS! WEASELS! WEASELS! Because this guy are a weasel and one of the biggest of the weasel.
The Striped Polecat, also called Zorilla, are notoriously stinky creatures that farts if it's feel threatened. Zorillas named after "zorro" which could be mean "fox" in Spanish or for describing the zorro-mask-like stripe in it's face. Cause of the stinkiness, the Zorilla got nicknames that shows how bad they smell. The nicknames are African Skunk, Smell-O-cat, Farting Cat, Sh*t with legs, P*ss-covered Mongoose, Mutated Toxic Waste, Poopface Mongoose, Weasel of Stink, Shunk Septic Tank, P*ssy Cat, and 502 more nicknames. Zorilla, along with the Wolverine, is the most famous weasel that known for it's stinkiness and smell. Yes, just like the skunk, this animal farts the Mother of all Farts, and not just farts that makes this animal stinks, this animal live in Africa which is known by it's notorious heat and can make any animal sweat, including the Zorilla, that may sweat the smelliest sweat on earth.  If this animal being threatened, they hiss and fart then run, and just when you think you can plug the anus with a band-aid, as a carnivore and a wild animal, Zorilla bites anyone that touch it's anus, so if you wanted to plug a band-aid to the anus, use a pistol to shoot it deeply into the anus. If the shot missed, just stay in place, and prepare a new bandages and band-aid also a bucket of tomato juice.

1. WOLVERINE


And now, the real god of stink, are the wolverines. In some parts of the world, the wolverine called "glutton" because they never share their food to other creatures (even to Professor X), and they eat like a pig. Technically and scientifically, wolverines divided on two groups: the Wolverine and the Other Wolverine (the Other Wolverines have great superpowers and scientifically, they are only exist in comics, films, and comic-cons). The wolverines are smellier than the other wolverines, because the wolverine can fart seriously toxic-to-the-nose, and the other wolverine fart..... Well, not to toxic, but the smell is also as bad as your fart smell.
Although it looks like a dwarf bear, the wolverine is actually a weasel, and also being the largest weasel species. And the skunk motto, the bigger the smellier ,applies here, which shows the wolverine that's bigger than the zorilla, are also stinkier than the zorilla, and wolverines are highly aggressive, and band-aid-shooting pistols doesn't work on the wolverine, because they have thick fur to fight extreme cold weather, bear attack, and band-aid ammunitions. Also if I compare this to the aggressive Honey Badger, the wolverine can be a lot more aggressive and could be more aggressive than the other wolverine (which fears nothing except for Professor X), also I could say wolverines aren't afraid of anything, except for other wolverines. No one knows how can the arctic freezing temperature didn't make the wolverine less-stink. Some rumors says that the wolverine's fart is so hot, that can defeat the freezing temperature of the arctic and make the wolverine still stink, even in the temperature of below zero. Wolverine is really like the arctic temperature, that they even didn't want to left the arctic, and that makes human didn't know how they mate, how they behave, or how they live, because if we want to really see how they do this, we have to adapt to live in the arctic and we have to face the below zero temperature, and that's like you have to survive in the freezer. Even IUCN red list don't put this guy on the list, because they need to go to the arctic circle just to see how much the population of wolverines. Also remember, just like the Southern Tamandua, wolverines climb trees so they're not pretty easy to being anus-plugged and also known to attack humans with it's claws, and it's stinky, smelly fart that 15 times worst than the skunk fart, to spray your face, and you going to smell like the hell for three days.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Top 8 Fastest Animals

Here are the list of 8 fastest animals in the world by speed record (Wikimedia version). Most of the animals are birds actually but there's also an insect and mammal, so read it fastly (just messin' with ya).

8. HORSEFLY - 145.0 km/hours



The Horsefly, or scientifically called Tabanidae, are fast, agile-flying, small, and blood-sucking creatures that sucking blood from other creatures, including humans. These guys usually found in European Russia, and bites cattle and horses while they're grazing. In the world of Horseflies, the female are the BOSS, cause those are the real girl vampire and seriously sucks blood when mating and the male.... well they sucks boring nectars just like the slow-flying butterflies.

7. COMMON PIGEON - 148.9 km/hours


Common Pigeon, Rock Pigeon, Pet Pigeon, Columba Livia, or Rock Dove are birds that usually live on groups and mostly saled at birdshops with average price around 100-200 dollars. Okay, at the first, I may underestimate these birds because of how they look, how they move on lands, and how they sound like and also because they're the birds that mostly and legendarily known for pooping on statues, human statues, and humans, but amazingly, these birds fly so FAST! (I know it from how quick they escaped a Wels jaw (although one of them didnt manage to escape and ended up digested by the Wels)). Also, I warn you if a pigeon poop, all of the pigeon flock poops! That's what makes them legendary known, and pigeons are true legends. No one else in the world got famous cause of poop!

6. FRIGATEBIRD - 153 km/hours



The Frigatebird is the bird-version of orangutans, howler gibbons, and somehow, the cone snail, because this bird known cause... You know it, the gular skin. This gular skin used as female-magnet in the mating season. This bird usually found in Galapagos Islands and firstly found probably by Charles Darwin. Only in the tropic and subtropic region you can see this bird because maybe they hate snows, allergic to snows, or dreamed their ancestors became extinct by a glacier action or something.

5. MEXICAN FREE-TAILED BAT - 160 km/hours (99 mph)


Although I know, I know some of you readers, think Cheetahs  are the fastest mammals on earth and just like me when the first time heard how fast Cheetahs run when I still a toddler, you wrong. These guys are! And Mexican free-tailed bat also own the record of one of the highest-flying bats because how high they fly. In the mating season, Mexican free-tailed bat  uses "singing" as a female-magnet. I dont know how do they got successful in this thing, because I tried to sing for girls, and it doesn't worked as I planned.

4. EURASIAN HOBBY - 160 km/hours (100 mph)


A hobby is a bird, probably a falcon, from family falconidae that uses The Stoop as their hunting skill, just like the Gyrfalcon and the Peregrine. Just slightly smaller than the Peregrine, hobby strikes it prey like a gun shooted to the ground from the roof. Hobbies prey on flesh like rabbits and stuff and they are reeeeeaaaallllllly aggressive birds, so if you catch these birds in the wild, you might loose 2 or 3 of your finger in the first day of keeping (except for somebody that not stupid enough to feed them with fingers in the first minute that guy catch it(by the way, these creatures are endangered, so if you catch them without permission and doesnt loose your finger, you may loose your savings)).

3. NEEDLETAIL SWIFT - 169 km/hours



Swifts are birds that nests on ceilings with some dead-grass mixed with some kind of swift saliva or something. In Asia, the nest of these birds taken to make expensive, supernutricious, hyperdelicious food that (I) called the Swiftnest Soup. Swifts got little reports on touching the land, so if you found this bird "stuck" in the land, quickly, take the swift nest and cook it because these birds took times to get back into the air (or maybe never). Mostly, needletail swifts found in central Asia (that's also where the soup come from) and rarely found in other continents. Once a big migration trough The Hebrides, ended up killed by unsuspecting wind turbines. I guess the wind turbine replaced the swifts in the third spot!

2. GOLDEN EAGLE - 320 km/hours


Not only famous of the attacking of deers and facing strayed dogs, the today's urban areas are massively increasing, and the forest critters have to adapt to live in the major urban areas, including the Golden Eagle. These birds also famous of it hyperfocusing eagle eye that used to point prey, and the big brownish-yellowish body (no one knows why these birds called Golden, or perhaps, maybe because they're bald, which then referred to “Shiny” which then referred to “Gold” so they called Shiny-bald-headed Eagle before peoples changing the name into Golden Eagle because peoples realize the name was totally stupid and need pretty long time to spell). Golden Eagles also known to kill, devour, and digest it's primal enemy, the dumb flightless Rabbits (well, except for Wolpertingers). Because Golden Eagles has adapted to the urban areas, they're not picky predators and they're notoriously greedy. In the Golden Eagle's menu are squirrels, rabbit, pet rabbit, leashed dogs, unleashed dogs, fish, goldfish, catfish, wooden fish decoys, drones, other eagles, snails, iron nails, human nails, juvenile humans, capercaillies, porcupines, hedgehog, hedge hog, sewer rats, sewer pipes mistaken as a snake, snakes, pythons mistaken as small snakes, fishing lure, and 284 other kind of foods (mostly irons). When an eagle attacks a prey, they doesn't flap their wings and just like a falling gargoyles, their moving fast! And in the 3 seconds to touching the prey, they release the claws to stab and kill the prey in place. If the prey ran away seconds after the eagle release the claws, the claws deeply stabbing the ground, and make the Golden Eagle stuck on the ground forever.

1. PEREGRINE FALCON - 389 km/hours


And the last in the list which also means the fastest animal in the world, is the Peregrine Falcon. This bird is one family with the Gyrfalcons and Hobbies, called the falconidae. Peregrines are faster than Formula One racecars and sometimes, stupid cheating racers put this bird inside the racecar's machine, hoping it makes the racecar move faster and beating all of the opponents, but ended up by bloods squirting from the machine, the machine makes grumbling noise, and the racecar explode, making the racer gets the same pain as the falcon got. This bird attacks prey by using a technique that the bird attacking in a fast motion by stooping towards the ground then hits the prey in a bullseye (not like the Golden Eagle, this bird manage to calculate the distance and the time it needs to grab the prey in the right spot, avoiding ground-stabbing). Sometimes, peregrines attacking flying preys such as flying duck, flying Canadian Goose, and including the hardest prey, bird predators can handle, the drone. Although the stoop technique giving the bird bigger chance to catching prey in the right spot, this technique give the Peregrine worst impact than the Golden Eagle got if it accidentally went uncontrolled. Many reports says that uncontrolled stooping of a Peregrine makes them crashing into roofs, car glass, mailbox, ice cream cones, stands, restaurants, trampolines, and wells in a really fast speed.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Top 8 Ugliest Fishes

Some fish are cute, some are maneater, some are beautiful, some are aggresive but now, we give you something new. We show you the ugliest fish in the world.

8. STONEFISH


Stonefish is a highly dangerous fish that has some spikes that can stab any foot that walks near them. Man! That was creeps me out a little bit! Well bad news, that's not all. Every spike has a deadly venom in it and it even can kill a shark! And you think you'll be really stupid if you manage to step on them without seeing them at first. Well, you can't find a large spiky rock-shaped moving creature in the middle of beauty-colored, spiky, tube-shaped, plant-like, slow-growing, vulnerable, and beautiful coral when you scuba diving aren't you? Well I'm not. Because of it rocky, ugly, spiky, and weird appearance, I put these guys on the tenth of the list.

7. OCEAN SUNFISH


Are these aliens or just me? Well I know its not an alien at all, these guys are ocean sunfish, an alien-like fish. In the sea, this fish known as jellyfish vacuum, because they'll eat any kind of jellyfish that fits to its mouth, including The Box. This fish looks like it didn't have any tail because it swims slowly and their tail look like half a pancake. Sunfish can't close their mouth so this fish are probably ancient, or from space.

6. BARRELEYE


I seriously, unbelievably, and stupidly cannot even BELIEVE if a fish like this exists. This fish is super cool! (exept for people that think its weird or gross). Well, the first time you see this fish maybe think two white dots on top of it mouth its their eyes (which is happen to me when the first time I see this fish too), and just like other people that does think like that when they see this fish in the first time, you wrong. The two brainlike green balls on their head were actually their EYES, and two white dots on top of it mouth is their NOSE. This is unbelievably weird!

5. GOBLIN SHARK


Now this guy is the king of sharks (in a weirdness championship) that lurks to number 5 on this list. Just like it name, these guys DOES looks like goblin in a form of a fish then lost in the deep ocean. From its look, this shark may looks like its ready to wreck the inside of a scuba diver but actually, this shark live in the dark of the deep undersea with anglerfishes and viperfishes. Well it still weird right?

4. FOOTBALL FISH


Football! Is a great game for dodging other people to take the rugby ball! Well thats not what I think about. Footballs are fish that also live in the dark with the angler and the appearance also looks like an anglerfish ( but have a more roundish body). Well just like the anglerfish, these guys use angler lamp to lure their prey. This fish still one family with the anglerfish but a lot bigger (and fatter).


3. RED LIPPED BATFISH



Who the heck is this! This fish looks ready to kiss someone! Yuck! And what are those stuff under the fish's body! ARE THOSE LEGS!?!! Well, this fish got everything weird got weird fin, weird nose, but mostly, weird mouth, or should I say weird lips. 

2. ANGLERFISH


Now, the next freakingly ugly fish is the legendary anglerfish. Not only the face ugly, the mating ritual also weird! The males sticks to the female by biting the female in the body with a permanent bite that he never let go and the female just take his sperm and left him alone still sticking on her body while the female lay eggs in the chosen place. There are thousands species of anglerfish and also includes footballfish and the freakiest of all is the wolf-trap anglerfish that the body shape is different and weirder than the other anglerfish. Second place isn't bad, but first place is a lot better, and uglier.

1. BLOBFISH



Now this guy is the champion of all ugly contest, the Blobfish. This guy is from the family of sculpin, one of the fish family that ugly fish produced ( only around 2 ugly sculpins know the Blobfish, and the Blob Sculpin). Even tough it looks weird, but if it placed under the sea, near the ocean floor, this fish dont look like this ugly guy because of the water pressure of the deep ocean. This fish beat many opponent of ugliness in this list even from the mighty anglerfish family. Oh, and also if you put this fish in the normal pressured water, its swimbladder will broken.