Top 8 Smelliest Animals

Ew! Who farted!?!! Well, it could be these animals on act. You live one room with one of these animals, then you will probably die. All of these animals spit odor and from the little vinegaroon to the big tamandua, will make you stink to faint. Today, I give you Top 8 Smelliest Animals so read it, but don't smell it.

8. VINEGAROON

Vinegaroons, also known as Whip-tailed Scorpion, Spraying Scorpion, and Vinegar Harpoon Bug are small scorpion mixed with spider-like creatures that dwells under plant pots, eating worms and millipedes. Just like it's name, Vinegaroons spray vinegar from it's tail. Although the liquid isn't poisonous, but the smell like the smelliest thing in the kitchen, yes, the vinegar! Every pots in the world got a vinegaroon under it (including the stocked one) and to get rid of this stinky animal, you need the only stuff that can beat vinegar, the baking soda. People say if you spread baking soda to it's tail, it will blows up like a shaked soda and make the vinegaroon clean! (Also died). Although vinegaroons are stink like the smelly vinegar, it is also a little helpful, some people says that they can be the alternative of vinegar and uses it to cook stuff if they run out of vinegars. Oh yeah, vinegaroons can also be the alternative of crickets for feeding arowanas, snakes, and native peoples.

7. KING RATSNAKE

King Ratsnakes are the stinkiest reptile on Earth, beating the Stinkpot Turtle and the Bearded Dragon. King Ratsnake help farmers controlling ricefield rats population. Although farmer respect them, they does not like farmers, especially for them who hire an owl to control rat pest. When farmers wanted to grab them, they will spray stink liquids in order to make the farmer let it go. If a farmer being sprayed at the body they will say "Dammit! I just take a bath you stupid snake!" but if it sprayed by the eye, they definitely say "Ow Sh*t! Shut your f*cking anus up!
You just f*ck me in the eye! You slithering b*tch!". And that's why people call them the "Stinking Goddess".

6. STRIPED SKUNK

Now, the most farted animal in the world, is the skunk. Skunk farts are known as The Mother of all Farts because peoples say that the liquid fart of a skunk are incredibly stinks that can even make a person faint and blind, and not just that, they spray the liquid in large portion! When the skunk about to fart the stinky liquid, it do a handstand and touches it's neck with the tip of it's tail, and I suggest you should to runaway as fast as you can because skunks can spray the stink liquid up to 3 meters, also if you see it's anus, you can be blind! (Not because they got powers like Medusa, but because it can fart the liquid directly to your eyes and your eyes will definitely feels burning). If you leave the skunk alone, it will leave you alone, but if you left them alone but it's attacking you, quickly take a band-aid (used band-aid also fine) and stick it or plug it to it's anus, then run before the skunk uses it's claws and teeth to attack you and spread the rabies!

5. SOUTHERN TAMANDUA

Also known as the Lesser Anteater, the Southern Tamandua that live in the Amazons are one of the sub-species of the anteater but.... Not like the other anteaters, this one climbs tree! And shots strong odors too, of course! You may can use the band-aid to stick to the anus of the anteater, but just like I said, this one climbs tree, so it is harder to stick or plug the band-aid to the anus, so the best way to avoid being farted by this anteater, is to use umbrellas in the Amazon which can be seriously HARD! (The umbrella possibly can stuck to the vines or branches and making you vulnerable to the odor again). Just like average anteaters, this guy chews with it's stomach and only can open it's mouth as big as a pencil eraser.

4. STINK BADGER

Well, let me tell you, scientifically, stink badgers aren't badgers at all, but a skunk. These guys called badger because it look like a badger also because it's bigger than an average striped skunk, and these guys is actually 8 times smellier than the striped skunk! (the bigger the skunk, the stinker the smell). There is no animals that can survive near this Skunk of Death, except for flies, mate, and possibly, a radioactive person that survived the Chernobyl disaster (even plants died if this skunk got to close to them). To tell the differences between the skunk and the badger, you have to use your nose. If you smell the creature and it's a little bit stinky, it is a badger, but if you smell the creature then you faint, it is definitely a skunk. And just like the skunk, it's aggressive, spread rabies, and also known to fart notorious smelly liquids, so if you visiting Palawan Island, Borneo Island, and the Island of Sumatra and Java, remember to bring the  band-aid if you going to the woods, also remember, runaway as fast as you can, right after you plug the band-aid or ended up breaking your live savings to buy a high quality tomato juice.

3. TASMANIAN DEVIL

Now let's travel to Australia and discover the Tasmanian forest. You may not find this devil, but if you do, you're a lucky person. Scientist struggling in the forest to find the devil, but if you found it first than the scientists, you may found them because of their smell (also because the loud, screeching sound that can tear apart your ear drums). Just like the skunk, devils shot a superstinky liquid, and not only that what makes them stinks, they eat rotten carcasses and mostly breathe through it's mouth! This devil stinky smell is really bad, that an average skunk couldn't even handle the smell of the fart plus the stinky breathe. So, if you went to the forest of Tasmania, do not sleep, because the Tasmanian Devil's eye are so small, they can be easily mistaken of a rotten carcass and a sleeping person, just by looking at it, and if you thinking "Hey, they have strong smelling powers like dogs too, right?", well because they're stink, they can't tell the differences between sleeping person and human carcass because they only can smell their own stinky smell, so if they see any creature that not moving at all, they just eat it right away.

2. STRIPED POLECAT (ZORILLA)

Well, the first stuff that popped to your mind when you see the photo above are SKUNKS!  SKUNKS! SKUNKS! And you really think is a skunk or in the skunk family, but it isn't a skunk. What supposed to hit your head are WEASELS! WEASELS! WEASELS! Because this guy are a weasel and one of the biggest of the weasel.
The Striped Polecat, also called Zorilla, are notoriously stinky creatures that farts if it's feel threatened. Zorillas named after "zorro" which could be mean "fox" in Spanish or for describing the zorro-mask-like stripe in it's face. Cause of the stinkiness, the Zorilla got nicknames that shows how bad they smell. The nicknames are African Skunk, Smell-O-cat, Farting Cat, Sh*t with legs, P*ss-covered Mongoose, Mutated Toxic Waste, Poopface Mongoose, Weasel of Stink, Shunk Septic Tank, P*ssy Cat, and 502 more nicknames. Zorilla, along with the Wolverine, is the most famous weasel that known for it's stinkiness and smell. Yes, just like the skunk, this animal farts the Mother of all Farts, and not just farts that makes this animal stinks, this animal live in Africa which is known by it's notorious heat and can make any animal sweat, including the Zorilla, that may sweat the smelliest sweat on earth.  If this animal being threatened, they hiss and fart then run, and just when you think you can plug the anus with a band-aid, as a carnivore and a wild animal, Zorilla bites anyone that touch it's anus, so if you wanted to plug a band-aid to the anus, use a pistol to shoot it deeply into the anus. If the shot missed, just stay in place, and prepare a new bandages and band-aid also a bucket of tomato juice.

1. WOLVERINE

And now, the real god of stink, are the wolverines. In some parts of the world, the wolverine called "glutton" because they never share their food to other creatures (even to Professor X), and they eat like a pig. Technically and scientifically, wolverines divided on two groups: the Wolverine and the Other Wolverine (the Other Wolverines have great superpowers and scientifically, they are only exist in comics, films, and comic-cons). The wolverines are smellier than the other wolverines, because the wolverine can fart seriously toxic-to-the-nose, and the other wolverine fart..... Well, not to toxic, but the smell is also as bad as your fart smell.
Although it looks like a dwarf bear, the wolverine is actually a weasel, and also being the largest weasel species. And the skunk motto, the bigger the smellier ,applies here, which shows the wolverine that's bigger than the zorilla, are also stinkier than the zorilla, and wolverines are highly aggressive, and band-aid-shooting pistols doesn't work on the wolverine, because they have thick fur to fight extreme cold weather, bear attack, and band-aid ammunitions. Also if I compare this to the aggressive Honey Badger, the wolverine can be a lot more aggressive and could be more aggressive than the other wolverine (which fears nothing except for Professor X), also I could say wolverines aren't afraid of anything, except for other wolverines. No one knows how can the arctic freezing temperature didn't make the wolverine less-stink. Some rumors says that the wolverine's fart is so hot, that can defeat the freezing temperature of the arctic and make the wolverine still stink, even in the temperature of below zero. Wolverine is really like the arctic temperature, that they even didn't want to left the arctic, and that makes human didn't know how they mate, how they behave, or how they live, because if we want to really see how they do this, we have to adapt to live in the arctic and we have to face the below zero temperature, and that's like you have to survive in the freezer. Even IUCN red list don't put this guy on the list, because they need to go to the arctic circle just to see how much the population of wolverines. Also remember, just like the Southern Tamandua, wolverines climb trees so they're not pretty easy to being anus-plugged and also known to attack humans with it's claws, and it's stinky, smelly fart that 15 times worst than the skunk fart, to spray your face, and you going to smell like the hell for three days.