Top 8 Strongest Animal Bite

Animals needs a strong bite to kill prey or crushing anything hard that they considered food. Since animal doesn't have advance technology like us humans to break or kill some food, animals develop strong bite to do those work. Human bite force at 171 PSI is not a match for this strong-biting badass. Here's Top 8 Strongest Animal Bite by PSI (pounds per square inch).

WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA

Western Lowland Gorilla is a subspecies of the Western Gorilla and (probably) one family with Tarzans and King Kongs. Gorillas is the only great apes that appears to be a herbivore, and they use their f*cking strong bite to pull off vegetation with it mouth because they to lazy to use their stronger arms. Because WL Gorillas eat any tree-grown stuff, they also need a strong bite to eat tree barks and tree roots. The bite force of the WL Gorilla is 1300 PSI and one of the strongest of herbivores. WL Gorilla is also the most famous gorilla, that being the most famous is Harambe (died in 2016) that living in the Cincinnati Zoo (I said he's already dead). Oh yeah Western Lowlands also got the stupidest trinomial name of all gorilla subspecies, which is Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla.

BULL SHARK

Bull Shark is a shark (possibly a merbull) that invades both seas and rivers. Bull shark is known to eat everything, starting from fish carcass to thrown wheels. If a bull shark eat, it will eat like shredder shreds some paper. They will ear all of the victims flesh and bones. To crunch a bone until it's swallowable, bull shark uses its strong power to crunch the bone, just like grinding some nutmegs (stop making impressions). The bite force of the bull shark is stronger than any sharks bite force, with the power of 1350 PSI. Bull Sharks is known to eat their kind (sharks) when it's already died and turns into a stinky nose-f*cking carcass. I wouldn't do that if I where them.

NILE HIPPOPOTAMUS

Nile hippo is a large fat animal that does nothing but poos in a giant puddle all day long. They known to be dirty and lazy but when they swim, they can beat cheetahs on land! They're Pachydermatas so they're related to Rhinos and Elephants. I don't know what hippos really eat, but experts says that Hippos grazing in the morning and go back to the giant puddle in the morning, day, and afternoon because they're so lazy and sensitive so they will get sunburn during these times (they never use sunscreen because they are f*ckin' idiots and doesn't know anything but eat, sleep, and poop). Hippos also love eating meat and practice cannibalism and in conclusion, Nile hippos eat anything. Nile hippos also have strong bite force at 1821 PSI for killing other hippos at mating season, and hippo fights can last around 2 weeks or more. Some of the hippos even fight until the mating season ends!

PANTANAL JAGUAR

Pantanal Jaguars are the largest of jaguar subspecies and being the largest means being the stronger. Unlike other Pantheras (big cat), Jaguars doesn't f*ck their prey on the neck, they f*ck their prey on the HEAD. As a skullcrusher, the Pantanal Jaguar has beat the hippo in the bite force record at a 2000 PSI bite. Not like other Pantheras, Pantanal Jaguar like to eat crocodile not because they have to, but they love to. Pantanal Jaguars also like to eat anacondas but have to struggle if the anaconda attack them back. Just like the Honey Badger, this cat is a badass.

AMERICAN ALLIGATOR

American Alligators or mostly called Gators are large animal that friends with mosquitoes and f*ck herons in the mating season. Gators also make mosquitoes as partner in crime and both of them invade the Florida's Everglades along with Pythons and Crocs. Since Burmese Pythons invade everglades, almost all of the Gator's prey, so the gators have to adapt to this situation, and makes today gators prefer larger preys. Some gators have to eat pythons because pythons make their food vanish. Don't forget, big animals + big animals = fight. And gators develop strong bite to fight the python. It is estimated that gators got a 2125 PSI bite force. This guy legit.

ETHIOPIAN NILE CROCODILE

Ethiopian Nile Crocodiles, Common Nile Crocs, or simply just Nile Crocs are lazy animals that does nothing but hunt wildebeest and sunbathing. They're so lazy, even they didn't clean their own teeth themselves! They hire birds to clean it but if the bird clean the croc's teeth while the croc have an empty stomach, then the Nile croc turns to be a dirty traitor and devours
the poor bird. Nile crocs doesn't fear anything (except for hippo) and will eat any kind of animals and any size of animals. They are the true king of Africa. Well, almost. The only problem is because of the poop-shooting hippo that can cut them in half with their f*ckin' large mouth, are dwelling everywhere, ready to poop for marking territory. As a large animal, they prey for large animal like wildebeests and zebras. To bring these land mammals to the water, they need a strong mouth grip and pull them to the water and start the "Death Roll". Their bite force is 5000 PSI and even stronger than the half-cutting hippo, but since the hippo have larger mouth and body, so the poop-shooter can easily kill the bonecrusher. Nile crocs are also the largest reptile in Africa.

SALTWATER CROCODILE

Saltwater Crocodile, Saltwater Croc, or Salties, are large reptilians endemic to my country Indonesia and the southeastern coast of South Asia, Indochina and Malayan Peninsula, Andaman, Nicobar, and Philippines Archipelago, and Northern Coast of Australia. As the largest living reptile in the world, Salties are in the top of the food chain, even higher than sharks. And just like other crocs, Salties are super lazy. They spend most of its time sunbathing, hiring birds to cleaning its teeth, and of course, eat. Salties lives in group controlled by a dominant male that does nothing but mate and eat. The dominant salty treats other weak salties as slaves and if a slave salty caught a prey, the dominant salty eats the prey all. A salty that does the revolution to the dominant salty will ended up digested in the dominant salty's stomach. Salties favorite food are in fact, sharks! One time, a rare sighting seen in the Indo-Pacific ocean, a salty and a great white face to face. Which one wins? Of course the salty! Sharks only have 2 weapons: sharp teeth and strong muscles, but Salties have 4 weapon: sharp teeth, strong muscle, whip-like tail, and large sharp claws. The bite force of a salty is 7700 PSI making it not only the largest living, but also the strongest bite force of any reptiles. This guy truly doesn't give a sh*t.

KILLER WHALE

Killer Whale, commonly called Orca, is a large dolphin (in fact is the largest dolphin) that hunts large prey such as saltwater crocs, great whites, and even humpback whales! I really don't know what Orca is, is it a dolphin or a whale? I've browsed about dolphins and whales, but orcas are both species. Why the f*ck do internet gives no answer to a simple question and also why is it pretty confusing (the author sucks. He believes internet more than scientist). Although orca is called whale, but since scientist mostly referred them to dolphins, so I will call the referred species of this guy is a dolphin although I call it a Killer Whale. Orcas hunt in groups just like other dolphins, and they're social animals, so if an orca found a prey, it will share it to the rest of the group (well, some of them. Some orcas are pretty greedy). It's pretty hard (probably impossible) to measure orca's bite force, so some websites puts the Nile croc or the Salty in the top of the list. Since it's hard to measure the orca's bite force so scientists estimating the bite force of an orca. It is been estimated that orca has a 19000 PSI bite force! Is it crazy? 19000 PSI! That's the more than double of the saltwater croc's bite! This dolphins are insane, not to mention they're the most powerful of dolphins and a rampaging orca even can destroy a boat. Although their reputation in the water is above the shark, but orca is known to be gentle to humans, just like other dolphins. Or maybe whales? I confused!