Fear are emotions that caused by believing if something or someone is dangerous, and we're all know that we have one. But these animals don't! They fear nothing and will face anything that they considered threatening without noticing how dangerous and life threatening it is. So, Enjoy (#HONEYBADGERDONTCARE).
8. DOMESTICATED TURKEY
The Turkey, sometimes called the domesticated turkey or the wild turkey, are animals (and a country) that kicks anything near them that's not it's mate. It's wattle look like the wattle of the well known kicking birds, cassowaries, and the turkey is probably one of the descendant of the most well known kicking dinosaur, the Citipati. The turkey's cousin, capercaillie, also do the same crazy thing, but only in mating season. The turkey's favorite stuff to do is mate, fight, kick, eat, fight, and gobbles. And even if you put a turkey in the same room with 3 game fowls, the game fowls will die. That's why you NEVER put an uncaged turkey in the same room with you. If your main enemy is your rival or burglars, but the Turkey's main enemy, is almost EVERYTHING. Some of the turkey's enemy are other turkeys, decoy turkeys, capercaillies, humans, ancient humans, fruit, plants, hairs, hairballs, cats, statues, pooped statues, You, dinosaurs, tyrannosauruses, remote controls, water bottles, socialist, republican, politican, presidents, Osama, tapirs, trash cans, mirrors, their reflection on the mirror, non-predatory animal, hospitals, hospital foods, plastic bags, hair sprays, American, Asian, Russian, Moroccan, British, Afghans, Talibans, ISIS, Al-Qaedas, and trillions of other things that commonly normal to us. Turkeys sure is dumb, and fearless. Turkeys are also the dumbest animal in the world.
7. PANTANAL JAGUAR
Not like the lion that fears the crocs, jaguars like the crocs, not as friend, but as food. In the Amazons, the largest jaguar subspecies, the Pantanal Jaguar, feed on caymans and kill it not by wrestle, but by stalking from their back and bite the skull of the cayman. Pantanal Jaguar has large long fangs that can stab into turtle shells, cayman skulls, and even, anaconda skulls. Not like other big cats, the Pantanal Jaguar didn't kill their prey by choking them, but they kill their prey by stabbing the prey's skull with it's teeth and fangs. If the Pantanal Jaguar got to face to face with the anaconda, the jaguar will surely and definitely wins. One time, an anaconda tightly coil a Pantanal Jaguar, but the Pantanal Jaguar manage to break free from the coil but instead of runaway, the jaguar kills and eat the giant anaconda! Fearless, is already be a key of survival in the Amazon, because if you fear just one single thing, then you will never come out alive.
6. CHRISTMAS ISLAND RED CRAB
The Christmas Island Red Crabs are seriously powerless and weak, plus the populations are easily decreased by invasive species. The reason I put these guys on the list, it's because of the Annual Christmas Island Red Crabs Migration. In the migration, all of the CIR Crabs (I call them CIR crab for short) from the forests, lakes, mountains, and under buildings will march all together to the Indian Ocean. In the process, there are lots of, lots of, lots of challenge, from the risk of being eaten by seabirds to being ran over by a car. Other than that, when they all meet the ocean, there are much more challenge to being eaten by predators like Rays, Sharks, Octopus, and even Cuttlefishes can enjoy the meal. Every year, they not even fear the challenges from the past migration of their kind that face the death for love. Just for love, they have to risk their life and need fearless acts for just making love.
5. CAPE BUFFALO
Cape Buffalo, sometimes called southern savanna buffalo, are peaceful animals that live in herds. This guy knows no fear, and if it gets mad, it will kill anything in it's way which include cheetahs, lions, and crocs. If a calf separated from the herd, the heard will immediately comes back and take the calf. If a lion manage to caught one of the calf, the mother of the calf has become the badass nightmare of the lion and will do anything to protect it's child and can bravely fight and kill the lion. The bravery isn't stop there. The herd can being eaten by crocs when crossing the river, but if a buffalo being bitten by a croc, they will struggle to live and will kill the croc if it's a must. All in all, this animal fears no lions and no crocs.
4. BARNACLE GOOSE
Barnacle Goose are geese that love cold temperatures and snowmans. The adult geese is not the real fearless daredevils, but the little chicks are the true daredevils. As a prey animal, the barnacle goose's chick is a vulnerable food for arctic fox and polar bears, but luckily, their mother lay eggs in high cliffs so they (in the form of egg) are safe from predatory animal. But when their eggs hatched in the cliff, just like other mother goose, the barnacle mother goose doesn't feed their chicks, even when they placed in a high cliff. They have to find food by themselves and that means jumping from the high dangerous cliff. Luckily, as a little chick, they are as light as a feather and also fall like a feather. But the challenge isn't stop yet. The flightless chicks have to face the fear of large predatory animal, that can easily catch and eat them and as a flightless chick, they moving slow. Only 1 or half of the chicks that can make it to their mother and raised until adult. That is a one tough baby.
3. BROWN RAT
As the most common rat, the Brown Rat has already invade houses in all around the world, except every parts in the Arctic Circle, the Antarctic Circle, and Alberta. Although people in all over the world busting the brown rat and considered them as pest, but the brown rats keeps coming back, and increase it's population. They're one of the number one vegetable and fruit pest in the world and people has tried everything to bust them from putting rat traps to hiring a pestbuster but they keep coming back. Although brown rats only can live at an average one year and they got fast metabolism, but due to the abundant of plantation and organic waste all over the world which drags insects and small mammals, the brown rat got both flesh, fruit, and veggies in their mouth and sometimes they face their fear of coming into people's houses and eat what they find and mate with any female rats, so killing any rats you see in your house is not effective anymore because if you kill one rat, trillions more has born, and ready to invade.
2. WOLVERINE
Wolverine is a long-clawed badass, that known as a major threat to Siberians, Polar Bears, and Donald Pierce. The most fearless wolverine of all, is the North American Wolverine. They known to kill grizzly bears, black bears, and polar bears just because they block the Wolverine's way when the wolverine want hunt or mate. Wolverines fears nothing and will often attack human that blocking their way, or get too close to them. Although the Eurasian Wolverine is the biggest of all wolverines, but the North American wolverine is the most badass of all. Wolverines are the biggest species weasel family (mustelidae). The Least Weasel known as the smallest weasel of all, but they hunt rabbits which grows two time their size, so as the biggest weasel, Wolverines ALSO take down larger preys. They will take down Moose, Caribou, and even, Polar Bear. When they already kill their prey, they will eat it voraciously, until there is nothing but bones, and any animals that bother them when they eat, will be their next meal. That's why they're also one of the most voracious animal in the planet, and also why they got the Latin name "Gulo" which means glutton in Latin Language. They're the true Honey Badgers of the North.
1. HONEY BADGER
Honey Badger Don't Care, Honey Badger Takes What It Wants, and Honey Badger Doesn't Give A Shit are true impressions of the Honey Badger. They are truly badass! In fact, the honey badger receive the record fpr The Most Fearless Animal In The World by Guinness Book of World Records. They fight lions and eat cobra everyday, without getting the fear of lose. Although wolverines ever kill a polar bear and honey badger not realy ever kill a lion, or even a single leopard, but polar bears are endangered animals, and it's pretty hard to spot the bear in the wild, but honey badgers live in one protected national park with lions and leopards, and have to fight the lions everyday to survive! A lion that approach a honey badger will repeatedly bitten by the honey badger, and even when the lion brings back up or deliberately backing up, they will still being attacked by the honey badger. The honey badger knows they will die if they keep fighting lions, but just like everybody said, honey badgers don't care. They will fight to their death, and if they do win, they will keep bullying the lion until they're scared and runaway. They even risk their live when breaking beehives just to get to taste a drop of honey, and one little larva (Ew! This guy eats larvae!?!!). Rumor said, that Honeyguide Birds guide the honey badger to a beehive but there still no evidence (hey honey badgers, we know how you easily found honey now, so don't hide it anymore). Honey Badgers are resistant to any threat, including lion fangs, bee stings, and porcupine quills. Honey Badgers live in a burrow that (I) called a Ratelhole. If an animal like a lion, an African elephant, or a cape buffalo get to close to a ratelhole, the honey badger quickly becomes mad and attack anything that guilty and innocent near the ratelhole. Honey Badgers are also known as the "Houdini of the Animal Kingdom", that all of the zoo in the world except Bloemfontein Zoo and Johannesburg Zoo in South Africa, Howletts Wild Animal Park in the UK, Sharjah Breeding Center of Endangered Arabian Wildlife in UAE, Ramat Gan Safari and Zoological Gardens of Tel Aviv University in Israel, Nehru Zoological Garden in India, Riyadh Zoo in Saudi Arabia, and San Diego Zoo in the US, doesn't allow to keep honey badgers in captivity. Every captivity with a honey badger in it give the cage a full 24 hours protection, because if it's not protected, as a Houdini, they will escape and attack anything they see and surplus kill small mammals like cats and chickens. They're truly badass, because no matter what challenges they meet, Honey Badger Don't Care.
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