We will give you the most aggressive animals in the world, ranked by the tempers. Although you may think Grizzlies, Great Whites, and Lions are in the list, but the list put some animals that can fight, or even kill them. No matter the size, we just listing the temper. Enjoy! (#HONEYBADGERDONTCARE)
8. COMMON SHREW
The shrews, are always be a major problem in my house. Although in the US, mouse are the most house pest animal, in my home in Indonesia, the shrew is causing more problems than the mouse. Not only that, shrews, especially the Common Shrew, are high tempered animal that will bite anything that in it's way, not to mention some of them are venomous, also if they're the non-venomous ones, a bite from them can make the bitten spot swelling. Common Shrew are one of the seriously aggressive shrew, because they only can live about 3 hours without food, and have to kill anything that they considered food and eat it no matter the size or how bad it taste. Common Shrew's biggest enemy are humans, that makes their population decreasing, and hire cats to kill pest, and that's why if you just touch a little bit of it face, you're finger going to get bitten, or eaten if you touches a larger shrew like the Northern Short-tailed Shrew and the Common Shrew. You might be wondering "why does shrew can't live for just 3 hours without food?" aren't you? Well, it's because they have seriously insane, surprisingly, weirdly, and amazingly, hyperhigh metabolism, making their heart beats fastly, around 3 times per second and that is also what makes the Common Shrew hyperactive. If a human acts like the Common Shrew, it can move 3 time faster, can live only for 3 years, can eat food the same weigh as the American Bison a day, and of course, 5 times more aggressive. In the shrew world, aggressiveness is the key of surviving, because no matter the size is their prey, they have to eat every 3 hours.
7. STOAT
Stoats, also called Ermines, are cute animals that produced by breeding a cat, a thief, a bellydancer, and of course, a rabies animal. Although it's been domesticated since 2500 years ago, stoats are still known to be ferocious and voracious if you care it the wrong way. Stoats are highly hyperactive animal, that domesticated to hunt rabbits and stuff but somehow, people increasingly buy stoats as only pets and not a hunter. Stoats are a maniac killer, that in the wild, if a stoat kills a rabbit, they can stop killing it. They just attack rabbits to eat the brain then put the rabbit's dead body to it's den (a hole in a tree) and hunt for more rabbits (man, these guys are zombies, but faster). One time, a person found a stoat den filled with more than 50 rabbit dead bodies! And that's make them smellier than the skunk. They just wasting their ferociousness for their desire to kill.
6. BULL SHARK
The bull shark is a shark (or possibly a merbull) that is highly ferocious and will eat anything. In the bull shark's menu are fish, fingers, fishing boat, foundations, ferrets, fossils, famous persons, flightless animal, flying animal, f*ck, f*ck finger, f*cking stuff and everything that's start with letter F.
Well, the first thing that came in your mind when you heard "the most dangerous shark in the world" is great white shark, but for me and fishermans that experienced for catching sharks and once ever being attacked by a shark in a freshwater body of water, is bull sharks. The bull shark are more aggressive than the great white because they are the most shark encountered by human in the saltwater, and the fresh. Bull sharks also invade aquariums, golf man-made lakes, and sewers for some crazy reason. Oh yeah, bull sharks holds the strongest bite of any sharks at 6000 newton.
5. SUN BEAR
Aw... That so cute. Yes, sun bear is the cutest bear of all, because it's size is hugable and they eat the sweet honey. To make it cuter, these guys also called the Honey Bear for some reasons. You really think that's cute huh? Well you have to think twice, because behind the cuteness, lies it's ferociousness, gluttony, and high aggression. This bear even more aggressive than a Grizzly Bear! Although it's small, due to the evolution of the extinct great bear which make the today's bear smaller, but the ancestor's teeth, claws, and aggression, doesn't change a thing in the sun bear. That's what make the sun bear have the largest claws, largest teeth, and highest aggression among all bears (proportion to body size). If this bear found a beehive, they will eat everything in it which includes the honey, the honeycombs, the eggs, the larvae, the bees, and the queen bee. Although it's seriously dangerous, this animal has classified near-extinction by IUCN. Thank goodness.
4. WILD BOAR
The today's domesticated pig, are descendants of the wild boar, that used as prey for lions, leopards, native peoples of Africa and Asia. As a prey, the wild boar have to be seriously aggressive to fight their hunter. There are so many reports that people had killed in the forest by jaguars, tigers, and crocodiles, but somehow, they mostly killed by wild boars! Yes! This ugly fat pig has killed more peoples than those animals combined! And it's called the "Revenge of the Prey". Just like the pig, these animals are notoriously disgusting. Also, eating worms and poops are considered normal in the wild boar world. Their main weapon for killing humans are their spear-like teeth that used to crunch some parts of human's body and also used to bulldoze the man until it's fall down then bites it.
3. HONEY BADGER
Honey Badgers, also known as the Little Terror, the Lionfighter and the African Badass, are highly tempered animals that commonly fight lions for protecting their young, or sometimes, just for the fun of it. Even because of it aggressiveness, only few countries have the honey badger in captivity! Most country don't let the honey badger live in captivity, because they are too aggressive and can easily break out from it's captivity and terrorizing the zoo. Even some of the few countries that owns the honey badger put ponds in their captivity, because the zookeepers fears the aggressiveness of the honey badger and don't want to wash it manually! In the wild, generally, honey badgers will eat anything. The most common food they eat in the wild, are Mongooses, Spectacled Cobras, Black Mambas, and of course, honey. But weirdly, sometimes their main enemy, its the honey itself! Honey Badgers loves honey, and will do anything just to get a drop of it. Although honey badgers aren't afraid of anything, they do afraid a swarm of bees stinging them back to back. Sometimes the sting are too hard on the honey badger, once a honey badger ever found dead near a beehive. Badass? More like Cryass! It's appearance mimics a skunk or a zorilla but with shorter tail, but they tend to raise up their tail when they're mad and it's quite resembles a zorilla so if you visit Africa and you think you saw a zorilla, look twice before you approach this animal, it could be really aggressive, and before you can say "Hey, that's not a zorilla, it's the Badass!", you just too late, and ended up ripped by the African Badass.
2. WOLVERINE
It's been a long time they debated the most aggressive animal on Honey Badger and Wolverine, but since honey badger never kill a lion, so it's already a must to put wolverine in the higher spot than the honey badger. You may think they beat the honey badger because they ever kill a lion, but they never kill lions. They challenging the much larger predator animal that even the lion got no chance to defeat this animal in the duel, the Polar Bear. Yes, they ever kill a polar bear! Well, you may think how this pretty small animal defeat such a large beast, ey? Well the answer relies on it's sharp teeth and it's easy-loosing temper. If this animal want to kill a polar bear it will loose it's temper, and in that time, the only think in it's mind is "kill, kill, kill all kinds of stuff", as it crazily climbs the polar bear then bites and holds the bite in the polar bear's throat and choke the polar bear to death. Not only famous of it aggressiveness and the easy-loosing temper, this animal also famous of it really stinky fart, that 10 times stinker than the skunk and also, IUCN red list don't put them on their list for some reasons. If they encounter a human, they will quickly attack it for no reason and kill it for fun.
1. COMMON CHIMPANZEE
Now presenting the most aggressive animal in the world, which is also the most territorial animal in the world, and the animal that shares it's 99.7% DNA with us, the common chimp. The chimp may look not innocent for any kill in the forest, but this animal are omnivores. They had a taste of the flesh of monkeys, leopards, and even, other chimps. One chimp is already powerful and aggressive enough to kill 3 men, but chimp attacks in troops! It's even more dangerous than a swarm of bees, and honey badgers combined! So, a chimp can beat 3 humans, so a troop of chimp can possibly kill hundreds of humans and probably ten Honey Badgers. I don't know why chimps are highly aggressive, (Not like the other four great apes that mostly not aggressive) maybe it's because they're omnivores, so they need aggressiveness to hunt and kill prey in troop. Chimpanzees are also known as cannibal animals that will EAT a troop of chimp if that troop looses a fight. Although they're highly aggressive, they're endangered because some chimps are made as a tourist attraction or even as a pet! And that's make the most chimp victims are actually humans. Even a stressed chimp can actually attack moving cars by breaking the glass and kill it's victim. Also, chimps releases it's aggression when protecting their territory of foreigners like leopards, humans, and other chimps and they will immediately take down the foreign animal by killing it, and quite possibly, eat it. Brutal.
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