Top 8 Most Aggressive Animals

We will give you the most aggressive animals in the world, ranked by the tempers. Although you may think Grizzlies, Great Whites, and Lions are in the list, but the list put some animals that can fight, or even kill them. No matter the size, we just listing the temper. Enjoy! (#HONEYBADGERDONTCARE)

8. COMMON SHREW

The shrews, are always be a major problem in my house. Although in the US, mouse are the most house pest animal, in my home in Indonesia, the shrew is causing more problems than the mouse. Not only that, shrews, especially the Common Shrew, are high tempered animal that will bite anything that in it's way, not to mention some of them are venomous, also if they're the non-venomous ones, a bite from them can make the bitten spot swelling. Common Shrew are one of the seriously aggressive shrew, because they only can live about 3 hours without food, and have to kill anything that they considered food and eat it no matter the size or how bad it taste. Common Shrew's biggest enemy are humans, that makes their population decreasing, and hire cats to kill pest, and that's why if you just touch a little bit of it face, you're finger going to get bitten, or eaten if you touches a larger shrew like the Northern Short-tailed Shrew and the Common Shrew. You might be wondering "why does shrew can't live for just 3 hours without food?" aren't you? Well, it's because they have seriously insane, surprisingly, weirdly, and amazingly, hyperhigh metabolism, making their heart beats fastly, around 3 times per second and that is also what makes the Common Shrew hyperactive. If a human acts like the Common Shrew, it can move 3 time faster, can live only for 3 years, can eat food the same weigh as the American Bison a day, and of course, 5 times more aggressive. In the shrew world, aggressiveness is the key of surviving, because no matter the size is their prey, they have to eat every 3 hours.

7. STOAT

Stoats, also called Ermines, are cute animals that produced by breeding a cat, a thief, a bellydancer, and of course, a rabies animal. Although it's been domesticated since 2500 years ago, stoats are still known to be ferocious and voracious if you care it the wrong way. Stoats are highly hyperactive animal, that domesticated to hunt rabbits and stuff but somehow, people increasingly buy stoats as only pets and not a hunter. Stoats are a maniac killer, that in the wild, if a stoat kills a rabbit, they can stop killing it. They just attack rabbits to eat the brain then put the rabbit's dead body to it's den (a hole in a tree) and hunt for more rabbits (man, these guys are zombies, but faster). One time, a person found a stoat den filled with more than 50 rabbit dead bodies! And that's make them smellier than the skunk. They just wasting their ferociousness for their desire to kill.

6. BULL SHARK

The bull shark is a shark (or possibly a merbull) that is highly ferocious and will eat anything. In the bull shark's menu are fish, fingers, fishing boat, foundations, ferrets, fossils, famous persons, flightless animal, flying animal, f*ck, f*ck finger, f*cking stuff and everything that's start with letter F.
Well, the first thing that came in your mind when you heard "the most dangerous shark in the world" is great white shark, but for me and fishermans that experienced for catching sharks and once ever being attacked by a shark in a freshwater body of water, is bull sharks. The bull shark are more aggressive than the great white because they are the most shark encountered by human in the saltwater, and the fresh. Bull sharks also invade aquariums, golf man-made lakes, and sewers for some crazy reason. Oh yeah, bull sharks holds the strongest bite of any sharks at 6000 newton.

5. SUN BEAR

Aw... That so cute. Yes, sun bear is the cutest bear of all, because it's size is hugable and they eat the sweet honey. To make it cuter, these guys also called the Honey Bear for some reasons. You really think that's cute huh? Well you have to think twice, because behind the cuteness, lies it's ferociousness, gluttony, and high aggression. This bear even more aggressive than a Grizzly Bear! Although it's small, due to the evolution of the extinct great bear which make the today's bear smaller, but the ancestor's teeth, claws, and aggression, doesn't change a thing in the sun bear. That's what make the sun bear have the largest claws, largest teeth, and highest aggression among all bears (proportion to body size). If this bear found a beehive, they will eat everything in it which includes the honey, the honeycombs, the eggs, the larvae, the bees, and the queen bee. Although it's seriously dangerous, this animal has classified near-extinction by IUCN. Thank goodness.

4. WILD BOAR

The today's domesticated pig, are descendants of the wild boar, that used as prey for lions, leopards, native peoples of Africa and Asia. As a prey, the wild boar have to be seriously aggressive to fight their hunter. There are so many reports that people had killed in the forest by jaguars, tigers, and crocodiles, but somehow, they mostly killed by wild boars! Yes! This ugly fat pig has killed more peoples than those animals combined! And it's called the "Revenge of the Prey". Just like the pig, these animals are notoriously disgusting. Also, eating worms and poops are considered normal in the wild boar world. Their main weapon for killing humans are their spear-like teeth that used to crunch some parts of human's body and also used to bulldoze the man until it's fall down then bites it.

3. HONEY BADGER

Honey Badgers, also known as the Little Terror, the Lionfighter and the African Badass, are highly tempered animals that commonly fight lions for protecting their young, or sometimes, just for the fun of it. Even because of it aggressiveness, only few countries have the honey badger in captivity! Most country don't let the honey badger live in captivity, because they are too aggressive and can easily break out from it's captivity and terrorizing the zoo. Even some of the few countries that owns the honey badger put ponds in their captivity, because the zookeepers fears the aggressiveness of the honey badger and don't want to wash it manually! In the wild, generally, honey badgers will eat anything. The most common food they eat in the wild, are Mongooses, Spectacled Cobras, Black Mambas, and of course, honey. But weirdly, sometimes their main enemy, its the honey itself! Honey Badgers loves honey, and will do anything just to get a drop of it. Although honey badgers aren't afraid of anything, they do afraid a swarm of bees stinging them back to back. Sometimes the sting are too hard on the honey badger, once a honey badger ever found dead near a beehive. Badass? More like Cryass! It's appearance mimics a skunk or a zorilla but with shorter tail, but they tend to raise up their tail when they're mad and it's quite resembles a zorilla so if you visit Africa and you think you saw a zorilla, look twice before you approach this animal, it could be really aggressive, and before you can say "Hey, that's not a zorilla, it's the Badass!", you just too late, and ended up ripped by the African Badass.

2. WOLVERINE

It's been a long time they debated the most aggressive animal on Honey Badger and Wolverine, but since honey badger never kill a lion, so it's already a must to put wolverine in the higher spot than the honey badger. You may think they beat the honey badger because they ever kill a lion, but they never kill lions. They challenging the much larger predator animal that even the lion got no chance to defeat this animal in the duel, the Polar Bear. Yes, they ever kill a polar bear! Well, you may think how this pretty small animal defeat such a large beast, ey? Well the answer relies on it's sharp teeth and it's easy-loosing temper. If this animal want to kill a polar bear it will loose it's temper, and in that time, the only think in it's mind is "kill, kill, kill all kinds of stuff", as it crazily climbs the polar bear then bites and holds the bite in the polar bear's throat and choke the polar bear to death. Not only famous of it aggressiveness and the easy-loosing temper, this animal also famous of it really stinky fart, that 10 times stinker than the skunk and also, IUCN red list don't put them on their list for some reasons. If they encounter a human, they will quickly attack it for no reason and kill it for fun.

1. COMMON CHIMPANZEE

Now presenting the most aggressive animal in the world, which is also the most territorial animal in the world, and the animal that shares it's 99.7% DNA with us, the common chimp. The chimp may look not innocent for any kill in the forest, but this animal are omnivores. They had a taste of the flesh of monkeys, leopards, and even, other chimps. One chimp is already powerful and aggressive enough to kill 3 men, but chimp attacks in troops! It's even more dangerous than a swarm of bees, and honey badgers combined! So, a chimp can beat 3 humans, so a troop of chimp can possibly kill hundreds of humans and probably ten Honey Badgers. I don't know why chimps are highly aggressive, (Not like the other four great apes that mostly not aggressive) maybe it's because they're omnivores, so they need aggressiveness to hunt and kill prey in troop. Chimpanzees are also known as cannibal animals that will EAT a troop of chimp if that troop looses a fight. Although they're highly aggressive, they're endangered because some chimps are made as a tourist attraction or even as a pet! And that's make the most chimp victims are actually humans. Even a stressed chimp can actually attack moving cars by breaking the glass and kill it's victim. Also, chimps releases it's aggression when protecting their territory of foreigners like leopards, humans, and other chimps and they will immediately take down the foreign animal by killing it, and quite possibly, eat it. Brutal.

Top 8 Smelliest Animals

Ew! Who farted!?!! Well, it could be these animals on act. You live one room with one of these animals, then you will probably die. All of these animals spit odor and from the little vinegaroon to the big tamandua, will make you stink to faint. Today, I give you Top 8 Smelliest Animals so read it, but don't smell it.

8. VINEGAROON

Vinegaroons, also known as Whip-tailed Scorpion, Spraying Scorpion, and Vinegar Harpoon Bug are small scorpion mixed with spider-like creatures that dwells under plant pots, eating worms and millipedes. Just like it's name, Vinegaroons spray vinegar from it's tail. Although the liquid isn't poisonous, but the smell like the smelliest thing in the kitchen, yes, the vinegar! Every pots in the world got a vinegaroon under it (including the stocked one) and to get rid of this stinky animal, you need the only stuff that can beat vinegar, the baking soda. People say if you spread baking soda to it's tail, it will blows up like a shaked soda and make the vinegaroon clean! (Also died). Although vinegaroons are stink like the smelly vinegar, it is also a little helpful, some people says that they can be the alternative of vinegar and uses it to cook stuff if they run out of vinegars. Oh yeah, vinegaroons can also be the alternative of crickets for feeding arowanas, snakes, and native peoples.

7. KING RATSNAKE

King Ratsnakes are the stinkiest reptile on Earth, beating the Stinkpot Turtle and the Bearded Dragon. King Ratsnake help farmers controlling ricefield rats population. Although farmer respect them, they does not like farmers, especially for them who hire an owl to control rat pest. When farmers wanted to grab them, they will spray stink liquids in order to make the farmer let it go. If a farmer being sprayed at the body they will say "Dammit! I just take a bath you stupid snake!" but if it sprayed by the eye, they definitely say "Ow Sh*t! Shut your f*cking anus up!
You just f*ck me in the eye! You slithering b*tch!". And that's why people call them the "Stinking Goddess".

6. STRIPED SKUNK

Now, the most farted animal in the world, is the skunk. Skunk farts are known as The Mother of all Farts because peoples say that the liquid fart of a skunk are incredibly stinks that can even make a person faint and blind, and not just that, they spray the liquid in large portion! When the skunk about to fart the stinky liquid, it do a handstand and touches it's neck with the tip of it's tail, and I suggest you should to runaway as fast as you can because skunks can spray the stink liquid up to 3 meters, also if you see it's anus, you can be blind! (Not because they got powers like Medusa, but because it can fart the liquid directly to your eyes and your eyes will definitely feels burning). If you leave the skunk alone, it will leave you alone, but if you left them alone but it's attacking you, quickly take a band-aid (used band-aid also fine) and stick it or plug it to it's anus, then run before the skunk uses it's claws and teeth to attack you and spread the rabies!

5. SOUTHERN TAMANDUA

Also known as the Lesser Anteater, the Southern Tamandua that live in the Amazons are one of the sub-species of the anteater but.... Not like the other anteaters, this one climbs tree! And shots strong odors too, of course! You may can use the band-aid to stick to the anus of the anteater, but just like I said, this one climbs tree, so it is harder to stick or plug the band-aid to the anus, so the best way to avoid being farted by this anteater, is to use umbrellas in the Amazon which can be seriously HARD! (The umbrella possibly can stuck to the vines or branches and making you vulnerable to the odor again). Just like average anteaters, this guy chews with it's stomach and only can open it's mouth as big as a pencil eraser.

4. STINK BADGER

Well, let me tell you, scientifically, stink badgers aren't badgers at all, but a skunk. These guys called badger because it look like a badger also because it's bigger than an average striped skunk, and these guys is actually 8 times smellier than the striped skunk! (the bigger the skunk, the stinker the smell). There is no animals that can survive near this Skunk of Death, except for flies, mate, and possibly, a radioactive person that survived the Chernobyl disaster (even plants died if this skunk got to close to them). To tell the differences between the skunk and the badger, you have to use your nose. If you smell the creature and it's a little bit stinky, it is a badger, but if you smell the creature then you faint, it is definitely a skunk. And just like the skunk, it's aggressive, spread rabies, and also known to fart notorious smelly liquids, so if you visiting Palawan Island, Borneo Island, and the Island of Sumatra and Java, remember to bring the  band-aid if you going to the woods, also remember, runaway as fast as you can, right after you plug the band-aid or ended up breaking your live savings to buy a high quality tomato juice.

3. TASMANIAN DEVIL

Now let's travel to Australia and discover the Tasmanian forest. You may not find this devil, but if you do, you're a lucky person. Scientist struggling in the forest to find the devil, but if you found it first than the scientists, you may found them because of their smell (also because the loud, screeching sound that can tear apart your ear drums). Just like the skunk, devils shot a superstinky liquid, and not only that what makes them stinks, they eat rotten carcasses and mostly breathe through it's mouth! This devil stinky smell is really bad, that an average skunk couldn't even handle the smell of the fart plus the stinky breathe. So, if you went to the forest of Tasmania, do not sleep, because the Tasmanian Devil's eye are so small, they can be easily mistaken of a rotten carcass and a sleeping person, just by looking at it, and if you thinking "Hey, they have strong smelling powers like dogs too, right?", well because they're stink, they can't tell the differences between sleeping person and human carcass because they only can smell their own stinky smell, so if they see any creature that not moving at all, they just eat it right away.

2. STRIPED POLECAT (ZORILLA)

Well, the first stuff that popped to your mind when you see the photo above are SKUNKS!  SKUNKS! SKUNKS! And you really think is a skunk or in the skunk family, but it isn't a skunk. What supposed to hit your head are WEASELS! WEASELS! WEASELS! Because this guy are a weasel and one of the biggest of the weasel.
The Striped Polecat, also called Zorilla, are notoriously stinky creatures that farts if it's feel threatened. Zorillas named after "zorro" which could be mean "fox" in Spanish or for describing the zorro-mask-like stripe in it's face. Cause of the stinkiness, the Zorilla got nicknames that shows how bad they smell. The nicknames are African Skunk, Smell-O-cat, Farting Cat, Sh*t with legs, P*ss-covered Mongoose, Mutated Toxic Waste, Poopface Mongoose, Weasel of Stink, Shunk Septic Tank, P*ssy Cat, and 502 more nicknames. Zorilla, along with the Wolverine, is the most famous weasel that known for it's stinkiness and smell. Yes, just like the skunk, this animal farts the Mother of all Farts, and not just farts that makes this animal stinks, this animal live in Africa which is known by it's notorious heat and can make any animal sweat, including the Zorilla, that may sweat the smelliest sweat on earth.  If this animal being threatened, they hiss and fart then run, and just when you think you can plug the anus with a band-aid, as a carnivore and a wild animal, Zorilla bites anyone that touch it's anus, so if you wanted to plug a band-aid to the anus, use a pistol to shoot it deeply into the anus. If the shot missed, just stay in place, and prepare a new bandages and band-aid also a bucket of tomato juice.

1. WOLVERINE

And now, the real god of stink, are the wolverines. In some parts of the world, the wolverine called "glutton" because they never share their food to other creatures (even to Professor X), and they eat like a pig. Technically and scientifically, wolverines divided on two groups: the Wolverine and the Other Wolverine (the Other Wolverines have great superpowers and scientifically, they are only exist in comics, films, and comic-cons). The wolverines are smellier than the other wolverines, because the wolverine can fart seriously toxic-to-the-nose, and the other wolverine fart..... Well, not to toxic, but the smell is also as bad as your fart smell.
Although it looks like a dwarf bear, the wolverine is actually a weasel, and also being the largest weasel species. And the skunk motto, the bigger the smellier ,applies here, which shows the wolverine that's bigger than the zorilla, are also stinkier than the zorilla, and wolverines are highly aggressive, and band-aid-shooting pistols doesn't work on the wolverine, because they have thick fur to fight extreme cold weather, bear attack, and band-aid ammunitions. Also if I compare this to the aggressive Honey Badger, the wolverine can be a lot more aggressive and could be more aggressive than the other wolverine (which fears nothing except for Professor X), also I could say wolverines aren't afraid of anything, except for other wolverines. No one knows how can the arctic freezing temperature didn't make the wolverine less-stink. Some rumors says that the wolverine's fart is so hot, that can defeat the freezing temperature of the arctic and make the wolverine still stink, even in the temperature of below zero. Wolverine is really like the arctic temperature, that they even didn't want to left the arctic, and that makes human didn't know how they mate, how they behave, or how they live, because if we want to really see how they do this, we have to adapt to live in the arctic and we have to face the below zero temperature, and that's like you have to survive in the freezer. Even IUCN red list don't put this guy on the list, because they need to go to the arctic circle just to see how much the population of wolverines. Also remember, just like the Southern Tamandua, wolverines climb trees so they're not pretty easy to being anus-plugged and also known to attack humans with it's claws, and it's stinky, smelly fart that 15 times worst than the skunk fart, to spray your face, and you going to smell like the hell for three days.